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Too Much

Posted in Other, tagged , on February 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

Descartes said: Cogito, ergo sum: I think therefore I am .
But I think too much, therefore am I too much?
~*~

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Email etiquettes

Posted in Consulting, tagged , , on October 12, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

An introduction to the actors:
Actor 1 is a developer
Actor 2 is the technical design lead – the boss!
This conversation occurred over emails today in a chain that had several members:
Actor 1 (Matter of fact tone):
We did some testing today and blah blah … it is not working.
Actor 2 (Neutral):
[...]

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Kipling

Posted in Poetry, tagged , , , on September 13, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

A woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke!
Ha!
Read the complete poem “The Betrothed”
“You must choose between me and your cigar.”
–BREACH OF PROMISE CASE, CIRCA 1885.
Open the old cigar-box, get me a Cuba stout,
For things are running crossways, and Maggie and I are out.
We quarrelled about Havanas–we fought o’er a good [...]

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Consultants

Posted in Consulting, tagged on October 14, 2005 | Leave a Comment »

Two Consultants in a discussion over when to start a job, at 9:40 PM:
C1: So.. go ahead and start the loads.
C2: OK. Great. But how much time do i have?
C3:Take as much time as you want. But give it back to me by 11:00 PM.
Yeah right! Doublespeak?
O big brother, where art thou!
!*~

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Amusing No-brainer

Posted in Other, tagged , , on July 28, 2005 | Leave a Comment »

From Local10.com website:

The Herald’s Web site says that Teele told the security guard to give a message to Herald columnist Jim DeFede. Teele said that he wanted DeFede to tell his wife that he loved her. The statement was unclear as to exactly whose wife Teele was referring to, but it seems likely he was [...]

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Ankur Sriwastava and his sleeping habits

Posted in Personal, tagged , , on October 25, 2004 | Leave a Comment »

Kamasutra Position 65
Originally uploaded by rahulg.
This guy, he. He sleeps in all the most weird ways possible. This photo is a sure example of that. And i was reminded of this incident once when i had to retrieve my cap from his room. It was late in the night, 2 perhaps. I called [...]

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The Beer Prayer

Posted in Poetry, tagged , , , on April 16, 2004 | Leave a Comment »

Amen brothers (and Sisters)
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed by thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk) At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage’s,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from [...]

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